5 USB weird USB Devices
Office life can get boring which is why people buy all sorts of things to prevent that, some good, some bad, and some definitely, well.. weird. Here’s a small of weird USB Devices.
USB Self destruct button - “Ohh.. What’s does the red button do?” Aside from randomly drawing every post-apocalyptic guru in the area into asking that doomed question, why on earth would you want a USB powered self destruction button? I’m not sure, so just ask the guys making them, unless they’ve already self-descructed. o.O
USB Eye Massager - The what? Serioulsy, the first time I saw those to itty bitty fingers I thought they were a sign of peace but the truth is something more horrible. Does that look like an eye massager to you? No, honestly?
USB Warmer - Everybody needs a hot drink in the office once in a while and this supposedly helpful device is a catastrophe waiting to happen. Let’s look at the parts shall we? The heating material is metal, because metals conduct heat better right? What’s that supposed to be around it? It’s plastic. Polyester most likely (it’s made from China). If you’re lucky enough that it doesn’t burn the building up, it’s 100% certified that you’ll end up with burned fingers in a day or two. Ouch!
USB hamster - Spending most of the time away from home risks us missing the little (sometimes not so) critters we call pets. This interesting device allows you to distract yourself from such sad thoughts and rational thinking while staring at a turning wheel and a failed lemming specimen. Apparently, start typing away on the keyboard, the hamster starts moving (or the wheel? I was so dumbfounded I couldn’t tell), and the faster you type, the faster it runs.
USB launcher - The flight of crumpled paper towards your most hated officemate is a thing of the past. Why not arm yourself with a weapon of Mass Distraction (no it’s not a typo) and start WWIII with this USB Laser-Guided Missile Launcher. It tilts, it pivots and the missiles actually launch. There’s even a laser sight to help ensure deadly accuracy. Once spent, don’t expect your prized ammo to come back though since you’ll either get a very angry officemate or a very unamused boss.
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